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August 14, 2019

Satire: Record Low Number of Fights This School Year

As of this 2019-2020 school year, there have been a record-breaking 0 number of fights.  “I deleted my snapchat,” said a senior. “There’s no use…
Sarah Marks 1
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SatireTop Stories
February 14, 2018

Satire: Climate change is a hoax

When formulating one’s opinions on the environment and — dare I say it — global warming, it’s easy to rule out the phonies; they call…
Mara Cavallaro
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December 1, 2017

Men II Boiz Hit Single “Can $huffle” Breaks Boundaries of Hip Hop

In order to promote M-A's Canned Food Drive, senior president, Ian Peterson and vice president, Jean Claverie wrote, recorded, and performed the “Can $huffle.” Claverie…
Jake Foster
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Bear BitesCultureSatire
June 4, 2017

Bear Bites: The Last Bite

Jasper With our last installment of Bear Bites looming, Ben and I knew we had to end the series with a bang. During our tenure…
Jasper Fu
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May 23, 2017

Satire: M-A’s Ben Wellington Departing to Star In Newest Season Of “The Bachelor”

A shock to the M-A community, the beloved history, economics, and journalism teacher Ben Wellington announced last month that he will not be returning to…
Jackson Confer
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SatireTop Stories
April 16, 2017

M-A Student Plans Groundbreaking ‘Promposal’

As M-A students head into April with the last of their college decisions in hand, upperclassmen from all walks of life are united by a…
Ben Strehlow
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January 30, 2017

Satire: High School Student Gets a Good Night’s Sleep

Last night, junior Jeffrey Campbell reportedly achieved the eight hours of sleep recommended by the American Sleep Association, becoming at once both a role model…
Jasper Fu
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September 6, 2016

Satire: College Board Releases Preliminary Testing Instructions

For the 2016-2017 school year, the College Board has released the pre-test instructions for the PSAT online ahead of time. In an attempt to address…
Jasper Fu
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April 21, 2016

Satire: AP Teachers Not Stressed at all in the Face of Upcoming Exams

As Advanced Placement exams creep ever closer, many M-A teachers are reporting an oppressive sense of calm washing over them. They have covered all the…
Sophie Zalipsky
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February 25, 2016

Satire: M-A Teen Comes Out As Republican

Shocking family members in his Menlo Park home, Grant Jefferson, an M-A senior, decided it was time to come out and reveal to the world…
Kyle Dixon
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