January 19, 2022
Satire: Advice From an Unemployed College Counselor
This article will be published in this year’s Winter 2022 Issue of The Mark. written by Juliana Jones Hi, I’m Juliana, a college admissions and…
April 23, 2021
Satire: Senioritis? Get Well Soon
Illustration by Ashley Trail It’s no question that this past year has been incredibly difficult for all of us...well, almost all of us. The Class…
August 14, 2019
Satire: Record Low Number of Fights This School Year
As of this 2019-2020 school year, there have been a record-breaking 0 number of fights. “I deleted my snapchat,” said a senior. “There’s no use…
February 14, 2018
Satire: Climate change is a hoax
When formulating one’s opinions on the environment and — dare I say it — global warming, it’s easy to rule out the phonies; they call…
December 1, 2017
Men II Boiz Hit Single “Can $huffle” Breaks Boundaries of Hip Hop
In order to promote M-A's Canned Food Drive, senior president, Ian Peterson and vice president, Jean Claverie wrote, recorded, and performed the “Can $huffle.” Claverie…
June 4, 2017
Bear Bites: The Last Bite
Jasper With our last installment of Bear Bites looming, Ben and I knew we had to end the series with a bang. During our tenure…
April 16, 2017
M-A Student Plans Groundbreaking ‘Promposal’
As M-A students head into April with the last of their college decisions in hand, upperclassmen from all walks of life are united by a…
January 30, 2017
Satire: High School Student Gets a Good Night’s Sleep
Last night, junior Jeffrey Campbell reportedly achieved the eight hours of sleep recommended by the American Sleep Association, becoming at once both a role model…
September 6, 2016
Satire: College Board Releases Preliminary Testing Instructions
For the 2016-2017 school year, the College Board has released the pre-test instructions for the PSAT online ahead of time. In an attempt to address…