August 14, 2019
Satire: Record Low Number of Fights This School Year
As of this 2019-2020 school year, there have been a record-breaking 0 number of fights. “I deleted my snapchat,” said a senior. “There’s no use…
February 14, 2018
Satire: Climate change is a hoax
When formulating one’s opinions on the environment and — dare I say it — global warming, it’s easy to rule out the phonies; they call…
December 1, 2017
Men II Boiz Hit Single “Can $huffle” Breaks Boundaries of Hip Hop
In order to promote M-A's Canned Food Drive, senior president, Ian Peterson and vice president, Jean Claverie wrote, recorded, and performed the “Can $huffle.” Claverie…
June 4, 2017
Bear Bites: The Last Bite
Jasper With our last installment of Bear Bites looming, Ben and I knew we had to end the series with a bang. During our tenure…
April 16, 2017
M-A Student Plans Groundbreaking ‘Promposal’
As M-A students head into April with the last of their college decisions in hand, upperclassmen from all walks of life are united by a…
January 30, 2017
Satire: High School Student Gets a Good Night’s Sleep
Last night, junior Jeffrey Campbell reportedly achieved the eight hours of sleep recommended by the American Sleep Association, becoming at once both a role model…
September 6, 2016
Satire: College Board Releases Preliminary Testing Instructions
For the 2016-2017 school year, the College Board has released the pre-test instructions for the PSAT online ahead of time. In an attempt to address…
February 25, 2016
Satire: M-A Teen Comes Out As Republican
Shocking family members in his Menlo Park home, Grant Jefferson, an M-A senior, decided it was time to come out and reveal to the world…