August 22, 2022
Satire: Five Pieces of Advice to Incoming Freshmen
As an incoming freshman, you’ve reached a new checkpoint in your very own teenage coming-of-age story. On this side of the glorious gates of high…
April 28, 2022
A New Pandemic: Upperclassmen Out With “Doctor’s Notes” During the Day, Magically Recover in Time for Prom
In the midst of prom and graduation season, an alarming surge in doctor’s notes has plagued the M-A campus. Citing diagnoses of “prom-unworthy hair” and…
January 19, 2022
Satire: Advice From an Unemployed College Counselor
This article will be published in this year’s Winter 2022 Issue of The Mark. written by Juliana Jones Hi, I’m Juliana, a college admissions and…
April 23, 2021
Satire: Senioritis? Get Well Soon
Illustration by Ashley Trail It’s no question that this past year has been incredibly difficult for all of us...well, almost all of us. The Class…
August 14, 2019
Satire: Record Low Number of Fights This School Year
As of this 2019-2020 school year, there have been a record-breaking 0 number of fights. “I deleted my snapchat,” said a senior. “There’s no use…
February 14, 2018
Satire: Climate change is a hoax
When formulating one’s opinions on the environment and — dare I say it — global warming, it’s easy to rule out the phonies; they call…
December 1, 2017
Men II Boiz Hit Single “Can $huffle” Breaks Boundaries of Hip Hop
In order to promote M-A's Canned Food Drive, senior president, Ian Peterson and vice president, Jean Claverie wrote, recorded, and performed the “Can $huffle.” Claverie…
June 4, 2017
Bear Bites: The Last Bite
Jasper With our last installment of Bear Bites looming, Ben and I knew we had to end the series with a bang. During our tenure…
April 16, 2017
M-A Student Plans Groundbreaking ‘Promposal’
As M-A students head into April with the last of their college decisions in hand, upperclassmen from all walks of life are united by a…