Satire: Climate change is a hoax
When formulating one’s opinions on the environment and — dare I say it — global warming, it’s easy to rule out the phonies; they call
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Men II Boiz Hit Single “Can $huffle” Breaks Boundaries of Hip Hop
In order to promote M-A’s Canned Food Drive, senior president, Ian Peterson and vice president, Jean Claverie wrote, recorded, and performed the “Can $huffle.” Claverie
Bear Bites: The Last Bite
Jasper With our last installment of Bear Bites looming, Ben and I knew we had to end the series with a bang. During our tenure
Satire: M-A’s Ben Wellington Departing to Star In Newest Season Of “The Bachelor”
A shock to the M-A community, the beloved history, economics, and journalism teacher Ben Wellington announced last month that he will not be returning to
M-A Student Plans Groundbreaking ‘Promposal’
As M-A students head into April with the last of their college decisions in hand, upperclassmen from all walks of life are united by a
Satire: High School Student Gets a Good Night’s Sleep
Last night, junior Jeffrey Campbell reportedly achieved the eight hours of sleep recommended by the American Sleep Association, becoming at once both a role model
Satire: College Board Releases Preliminary Testing Instructions
For the 2016-2017 school year, the College Board has released the pre-test instructions for the PSAT online ahead of time. In an attempt to address
Satire: AP Teachers Not Stressed at all in the Face of Upcoming Exams
As Advanced Placement exams creep ever closer, many M-A teachers are reporting an oppressive sense of calm washing over them. They have covered all the
Satire: M-A Teen Comes Out As Republican
Shocking family members in his Menlo Park home, Grant Jefferson, an M-A senior, decided it was time to come out and reveal to the world
Satire: Greetings from Alfalpha University!
Greetings from the admissions office at Alfalpha University! We hope that you consider our institution during your search for the right college. At Alfalpha, you'll