Satire: New Study Finds Alien Species Present on Earth #notmyspecies
Scientists at the Syrian Research Facility (SRF) believe they have discovered an alien life form on earth. This “tremendous” discovery is expected to have devastating
Satire: High School Student Gets a Good Night’s Sleep
Last night, junior Jeffrey Campbell reportedly achieved the eight hours of sleep recommended by the American Sleep Association, becoming at once both a role model
Satire: Male Birth Control Study Reveals Horrible Side Effects
A recent study commissioned by the World Health Organization (WHO) to test a male contraceptive was cut short after most of the participants experienced life-altering
Satire: College Board Releases Preliminary Testing Instructions
For the 2016-2017 school year, the College Board has released the pre-test instructions for the PSAT online ahead of time. In an attempt to address
Satire: AP Teachers Not Stressed at all in the Face of Upcoming Exams
As Advanced Placement exams creep ever closer, many M-A teachers are reporting an oppressive sense of calm washing over them. They have covered all the
Satire: M-A Teen Comes Out As Republican
Shocking family members in his Menlo Park home, Grant Jefferson, an M-A senior, decided it was time to come out and reveal to the world
Satire: Greetings from Alfalpha University!
Greetings from the admissions office at Alfalpha University! We hope that you consider our institution during your search for the right college. At Alfalpha, you'll